Saturday 25th September

Mum got a new mobile today. Aaaargggh!

She hasn't had a new one for ages, felt a bit bad 'cos I've had a new one (AND another when I left mine in my jacket and it went in the wash!) Dad kept saying “Why don't you get an upgrade, that brick belongs in a wall!” but Mum just went “No THANK - YOU - BILL!” so he stopped. Which was good!

But then her phone just stopped working, and she could get a new one for almost nothing so we all went to the shop together.

Gadget Dad kept saying “How about this one?” ... like there was one that could find you a Thai restaurant within 200 metres and one where you could play Fantasy Synchronized Swimming and even one which said it could help you tell whether you needed glasses. Yeah, right!!

And Mum kept giving him her Look, which... got to stop, 'X Factor' time!!